Over the weekend we took a trip to one of the earthlings' favorite places - the grocery. We were at S&R where they like to sit side by side, annoy the hell out of each other and make me look like the crazy screaming mom on The Supernanny.
Gael: "Mama, you know when we're outdoors in school the girls like chasing me and Joaquin."
Gael: "No, it's not fun."
Me: "Why not?"
Gael: "Because they give us kisses."
Me: "Kiss them back. They might not want to kiss you in 10 years."
Gael: "No! Kisses are EWWWWYYYYYY!!!!!"
Whatever. We get the bread, cheese and frozen spinach we needed. Just when I was thinking that Aiden must be sick as he was awfully quiet.
Aiden: "Kuya (older brother), I'm going to kiss you!" He purses his lips to prove it.
Aiden: "Kuuuuuyaaaaaa, I'm going to keeeeeeessssssssss you!!!!!" He purses his lips AND lunges forward.
Gael: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He pushes Aiden's face away from him as far as his arm can reach.
As you can imagine, the rest of that shopping trip was a total joyride.