I'll keep this one short, simple and absolutely horrifying. My two boys find great joy in pick their noses AND eating their snot. I tell them it's gross, they argue that it's yummy. I hope they read this when they are teenagers, preferably with girlfriends, and die in shame. But we are talking about Gael and Aiden, who are more likely to pound their fists on the table and yell "HELL YEAH! I ATE MY SNOT AND LOVED IT."