First Martha Plimpton plays a grandmother on TV, then I hear that Justin Bieber's parents are 32. Impossible. AbsoFUCKINGlutely impossible. I know I am a total loshang that can no longer party till dawn and I totally bask in my loshness. Still, I've never had a problem with my actual age or putting my birth year on Facebook. I'm 37, I graduated from high school 20 years ago, I now tick the 36-40 age group and I could shout it out to the world. However, slipping over to the next generation is a whole other story. It is so utterly uncool.