Aiden has been a royal pain in the ass of late. I can't believe the karma I have to pay in life is so severe. Certainly I wasn't THAT bad????? Out of ideas and strategies, tired of pulling my hair out, I decide to have a serious talk with him before bed the other night.
Me: Aiden, you haven't been behaving very well these past few weeks.
Aiden: I want to be a good boy, mama, but I can't.
Me: I know you can Aiden.
Aiden: Mama, I try but I'm a bad boy.
Me: You aren't a bad boy Aiden. I know that you are good boy. You have it in you.
Aiden: In me? Where? I can't see it? I think I need an X-Ray to see it.
I don't know where this guy gets it. No, wait. I lie. I know exactly where he gets it and that's even scarier.