I should have just left it there but I didn't want to be the parent of the kid that tells his class and friends that I sat on an egg and he hatched out of it. I had classmates that believed the dumbest how babies are made stories until they got their period and I
Did the egg come out of your vagina?
Damn it, Rone, why do you have to be so unflinchingly honest! He is only in Prep, he will survive thinking he hatched out of an egg. I bet at least one of his classmates thinks the same thing. We revisit the whole the egg becomes a baby part. Inside the tummy. Plus the human egg has no shell that hatches just to make sure it is all clear. Right when I think I've got my bases covered, a curve ball comes my way. So I came out of your vagina? Yes sir! Then I realize that his best cousins were c-section babies so I have to qualify that most babies come out of the vagina but sometimes the baby has a hard time and they open the stomach to take the baby out. Then came a whole slew of questions that included the areas of pain and fitting down the rabbit hole.
Looks like were doing the snail crawl from the introduction to sex to the definition of the uterus to the prologue to ovulation. Next is the speedy sperm, wham bam and thank you ma'am.