03 July 2012

The Sangobion Mommy Blogger Awards

 Nope, you didn't read this post's title wrong.  I actually am nominated for real mommy blogger awards on Smart Parenting Online. The folks at Smart Parenting and Sangobion must be totally cool or completely out of their minds to even consider me for this blog award. If you've been here before then you already know that I curse here, there and everywhere, I've told my children they came out of my vagina PLUS I've taught them the proper pronunciation of the word vagina and the main objective of this blog is to have blackmail material for earthlings with when they are older.  I also get way too many blog hits from searches for big Pinay boobs, penis massage and soccer mom sex.  Content is key, right?

Fist pump in the air for wild moms everywhere!!!


Three bloggers with the most votes will get prizes.  The prizes include an iPad, P10,000 worth of GCs and an overnight stay at Hotel Sofitel.  I have three MAJOR reasons why you SHOULD vote for me.
  1. If I win an iPad I will definitely be the earthlings' favorite parent for at least three years.
  2. If I win a night at Sofitel I won't have to spend anything for my wedding anniversary celebration this year. 
  3. If I win 10k in GCs I can use them for essentials like gas or groceries then use what I save to buy me new shoes.

Now here is how to vote:
  1. Register for the contest on Smart Parenting Online here
  2. Validate your account through the confirmation email they will be sending you. 
  3. VOTE! You can vote thrice for a nominee in a day. So click the VOTE button thrice when you are there to make the most out of it. 
As an added bonus for your time and effort, if I win I promise to post a picture of myself in a super mommy costume just like the banner up there.